(Source: thetox)
You know what would make this better? If they were lesbians. (Source: manticoreimaginary)
don’t set ups like this just make you laugh? like, oh here i am drinking some tea out of a fucking mason jar and on this table are some scattered blueberries lying on wax paper (not in a bowl because ~you’re a free spirit~) while looking at a photograph of someone wearing socks next to some bread.
this is no one’s life.
omvr:
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
Low carb diets are for losers I do “Whoooa, carbs!” diets